I work as a teacher now, and I collect the little pictures that get drawn of me by bored pupils. I'm starting to encourage pupils to draw me, or to add graffiti pictures of me on hand-outs. Here are some of the early contributions. I'll turn it into a zine at the end of term.
I seem to mostly get 'Mr.Duckett smells' contributions. But I also get others like these.
And one or two boys are actively giving me portraits now. All done when they should be working on the tasks I set them!